I had the wonderful opportunity today to spend a few hours this morning with several members of the Creative Writing Guild. Thanks mostly to Kimberly Smith, I was granted a lot of fantastic junkyard quotes throughout our adventures in the MLK Day Parade!
"We got a lot of band-age." - Dr. Hipchen in reference to the four high school bands marching today.
"Wolfie is like that one Kennedy they never told anyboyd about." - Kimberly when Wolfie appeared.
"One dried up sperm found one wrinkled egg, and that's how I got here." - Kimberly
"I wish I had a donkey. I would kiss it." - Kimberly
The final quote from Kimberly will be written phonetically, as I believe that carries importance: "Ah support eatin' 'n' readin'."
My last junkyard quote for the day actually came from an Advanced Creative Writing: Fiction class I took last semester. Two of the students in the class realized that the knew the same woman who works as a dominatrix. Upon that realization, Dr. Umminger said, "In my town, everybody uses the same dominatrix."
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