Thursday, April 1, 2010

Junkyard Quotes 1-5, Week 12

"Ode to My Chap-Stick" - a title Mike recommended.

"Supposedly, how a woman eats tells you a lot about her sexual habits" - read in an article on the internet.

"I used to play with the mounted deer head in the den." - explaining to Mike our very different childhoods.

"Why doesn't anyone ever mention Hera favorably?" - a satiric book on Greek mythology I flipped through last week.

"Article Questions Tiger's Honesty" - the title of a Yahoo News article today, and though it is pretty obvious that they're talking about Tiger Woods, I thought this might be fun to use in contest of an actual tiger.

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