"When I first started driving, the advertisements said that most people died in accidents less than 25 miles away from home. Well yeah! Nobody ever drove more than 25 miles away from home!" - my grandfather yesterday
"If there was a kicking contest, I'd win." - Dr. Hipchen
"I just want to record his voice and play it while I sleep." - Kate Gervais
"Elizabeth Bennett has Mr. Darcy's balls." - my sister after reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. (The book is referring to his bullets, but my sister took it quite another way!)
"back-to-front Bodyamr" - an article that talked about how celebrities like to wear dresses backwards
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